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But if the hero/heroine. If hero OR villian takes an elevator, villain OR hero can beat it by taking. Most elevator shafts and wires are clean and dust/grease free, and. Speed). When one character is pursuing another (good guy after bad or vice.

Thunder and lightning always happen at the same time. Storms start instantaneously: there's a crack of thunder and. Heavy rain causes no loss of long- distance visibility. Everything is blue at night- time. Caves always have flat floors, and it's never fully dark. There is always someone in the canal or the storm drain when the flood. The moon is always out at night (except for those cheaper movies. Watch Online Watch Russell Brand In New York City Full Movie Online Film.

Full moon can occur for several nights in a row. Eclipses happen frequently, and without any warning. Incriminating evidence can be found either as photograph number four in a. Be sure to leave your important tapes, such as the one labelled.

Incriminating evidence against Senator Smith showing him taking. All the nuclear launch codes are on here". All characters keep detailed newsclippings of important events in their.

NB: If the news report would have come out while the character was in. At some point in a duel, the hero and villain will cross swords at face. Why doesn't anyone just ram the sword guard into their. If the hero and villain's swords cross at or below waist level, they. If there is a candelabra, the villain will show how talented he is with. During a duel, the hero will jump or climb onto a. At that. point, the villain will swipe at the hero's legs, which the hero avoids.

Very_ rarely, the. Duels usually have one scene where the actors go out of frame and you. If the villain wounds the hero in his sword arm, one of three things.

Mossberg 1. 2- gauge) that can be used with the other hand. If hero is disarmed by villain, one of three things will happen. ARMY OF DARKNESS where Ash jumps. If there are stairs, the hero will be forced up them backwards by the.

If there is a tapestry or chandelier, the hero will cut it loose and. If a character uses martial arts rather than a weapon, his opponents. Spare bad guys may dance around the. And if it's an oriental martial arts film, they will. Two guys or a bunch of guys go at it, repeatedly bashing each other in the. People can be rendered inoperative by bumping them on the head.

Beware. though; after you have left the scene, this person will regain consciousness. Clasping your hands together and hitting the bad guy's back will also. All fights taking place on the edge of a canyon, tall building, or. Corollary: whenever someone falls off of a cliff.

In the West, the favored hand- to- hand combat technique is to throw. When a villian is trying to murder someone with a knife, they'll often. The victim meanwhile (usually a woman) is using both. But the murderer will NEVER simply use his other hand to take the knife. Knives). Pastries are always in plain pink boxes. When we see a plain pink box.

All movie mothers will prepare a breakfast, usually consisting of. Dad and the kids will invariably arrive at. Dad has to leave for the office and the kids. Each will have time only for a sip of.

There must be enough food left. In movieland, there's an abundance of corrupt helicopter pilots. Villains have no problem renting a helicopter complete with pilot who. When a helicopter is hit by a bullet or rocket, it'll explode. People standing outside a running helicopter can always talk in normal or.

A pursued hero, with the bad guys just yards behind him, can jump into. Bullets shot at a helicopter bounce off the fiberglass and aluminum. When a helicopter's engine dies, the main rotor immediately stops and. If a bad guy is flying, the.

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When a turbine- powered Bell Jet Ranger helicopter is shot at, it's. Every helicopter shutting down emits the chirp- chirp- chirp sound of the.

Bell 4. 7G (the Mash chopper) actually makes this sound. Piston helicopters always start up with screaming turbine engine sounds. Rambo- style pilots can fly with one hand on the cyclic stick while the. The helicopter. automatically knows when to change altititude to fly over obstacles. If the hero has a psychological/phsical problem which has prevented him.

The hero always misses the villan leaving the scene by seconds. Stripping to the waist makes the hero invulnerable. The hero will always be paired off with a female character. The sidekick. The hero's best friend/partner will usually be killed by the bad guys.

The hero's new wife will be mowed down by 8. Heroes can go without food or sleep, with no measurable drop in. The hero will always have a small trickle of blood in the right corner of. His lip will never be split in the middle, and. He will wipe the blood from. If. his face displays any other injury, it will usually be a small abrasion.

He will wear a band- aid on this for one day. The hero will always refuse the assistance of friends or medical. If the hero gets into a second fight, his most injured body part will. A hero will show no pain even during the most terrific beating, yet he. When a hero is paired with a weak sidekick, that sidekick will. If the hero is a white male and has an assistant/sidekick who is either. If the movie hero has a sidekick and he mentiones his.

The movie hero is (almost) always divorced, but he still has some. People never answer the door until the doorbell or knocking has sounded. The hero lives in New York City working at some okay, but not. People never get out of the house when there is obvious danger. People who hear something weird outside will go OUT to look, even if they. When someone's in bed and hears a sound outside, he'll get up and turn.

When an intruder is in the house, the occupant will snuck along a wall. When there's an intruder somewhere in the house, the thing that jumps at. As soon as she relaxes. Any apartment in Paris will have a view of the Eiffel Tower. Things I did not know until I saw ID4"(this section courtesy of Perry O'Grady). I would like to be perfectly clear that I found "Independence Day" to.

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When stuck in a tunnel and faced with Armageddon in the form of a. Los Angeles. simply duck into a maintenance closet and let the end of the world. Despite the fact that we are able to send a fax from a beeper on our. San Francisco to a Range Rover in. Johannesburg, alien spacecraft need to be hardwired to a satellite to. High class strippers with a heart of gold can operate most heavy.

It is not beyond the realm of imagination that the President of the. United States would be a fighter jock and would be willing to return.

Alien spacecraft the size of Australia can be taken out with one. Most laptops are configured with interfaces powerful enough to. Despite the fact that they wear biomechanical body armor that can. If you are a woman who: 1)survives a blast from an alien spacecraft.

Los Angeles 2)lives through the ensuing helicopter. YOU WILL DIE. Despite the fact that no living person, even on a clear day with a. Los. Angeles freeway system without getting lost, nearly- blown- up women can. Los Angeles straight. El Toro. When you crash an alien spacecraft into the high desert because you.